Day: April 3, 2014

"We don’t have to be adversaries, Homer.  We both want a fair union contract." – C.M. Burns "Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?" – Homer’s Brain "And if you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours." – C.M. Burns "Wait a minute, is he coming on to me?" – Homer’s Brain "I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what’s the harm?" – C.M. Burns "My God, he is coming on to me." – Homer’s Brain "After all, negotiations make  strange bedfellows." – C.M. Burns For a simple and common act, bribery requires a surprising amount…