“I don’t know how you can all just lay around the house on a nice day like this. When was the last time we went for a good, old fashioned family walk?” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, we stopped those when the kids said I was too fat to carry.” – Homer Simpson
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10 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Look at the sorrow in those tubby eyes.
Reminds me of mine every time I have to take codeine after I had my wisdom teeth pulled out.
I didn’t know you needed frequent doses of codeine after wisdom tooth removal. I always associate the word ‘codeine’ with ‘Quincy’, thanks to Opie & Anthony.
I have 1/2 inch-long roots and hypersensitivity to any pain (can’t even get an effin’ tattoo, dammit!).
I don’t think I’d ever get tattoos (or piercings, for that matter), for pain reasons, but to each his own; if some folks wanna ‘enhance’ their image, who am I to stop ’em? By the way, I’m having my bottom molars worked on starting next month, due to cavernous cavities.
Make sure to choose the right dentist, ’cause some can really screw up bad and sit fillings on the nerve, in which case the tooth is doomed anyway, but still alive. GL btw.
Well, I’ve already got an appointment set for the first day of May, so I can only hope. Thanks for your concern, anyways.
I’m certainly glad this was Season 10. If it was later we would’ve had to watch a flashback of the kids carrying around Homer in an unfunny, time killing manner.
Oh look, the characters actually have some amusing expressions on their faces. This just shows that even the show was basically dying by this point, they were still capable of pulling off things they can’t today.
I like to watch Seasons 13 thru 15 after I’ve watched an episode from the latest seasons. They look so full of actual storytelling and interesting events.