“This family’s getting so lazy!” – Marge Simpson “I’m not lazy! I’m just . . . um, uh . . . Lisa, finish my sentence for me.” – Bart Simpson “Why don’t you finish your own darn . . .
Tag: Monty Can’t Buy Me Love
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“At auction, I’d expect this to bring twenty to thirty-thousand dollars, except that on the handle somebody’s carved ‘Homer Rocks’.” – Antique Lady “And I do!” – Homer Simpson
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“There’s the store where I buy my yarn. But you don’t want to buy your buttons there.” – Marge Simpson “Whew, well I dodged a bullet.” – Homer Simpson
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“I don’t know how you can all just lay around the house on a nice day like this. When was the last time we went for a good, old fashioned family walk?” – Marge Simpson “Oh, we stopped those when the kids said I was too fat to carry.” – Homer Simpson
Crazy Noises: Monty Can’t Buy Me Love
“Ooh, I hear this really sucks.” – Lisa Simpson For the third summer in a row, we at the Dead Homer Society are looking to satisfy your off-season longing for substandard commentary on substandard Simpsons. This summer we’ll be looking at Season 10. Why Season 10? Because we’ve already done Seasons 8 and 9 and we can’t put it off any longer. Prior to Season 10, we watched as the show started falling over, this is when it fell over. And while the dust wouldn’t settle completely for another season or so, there is no bigger gap in quality than…
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Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user r.f.m II. “Hey Willie, that old couple looks just like you.” – Homer Simpson “Aye, ’tis my Ma and Pa. They own a tavern hereabouts, they still have the same pool table on which I was conceived, born and educated.” – Groundskeeper Willie