“Gotcha! It’s April Fool’s for two more minutes.” – Homer Simpson “Dad, it’s May 16th.” – Bart Simpson “You were in that coma for seven weeks.” – Lisa Simpson This week’s pile of horseshit starts with Bart’s chalkboard saying “You Can’t Play April Fool’s Jokes on April 27th”, which is their way of telling the audience that even they recognized this one as a wretched and unwatchable entry. Homer and Bart serenade a horse in a cheap, wannabe Les Miserables parody, but that’s after Bart gets a bunch of people pregnant with voodoo, which was itself after they fell back on referencing…
Day: April 28, 2014
Quote of the Day
“They’re going to eat this up at show and tell.” – Bart Simpson “I’m not sure if I’m comfortable with the idea of your classmates laughing at our family’s private moments. How would you like it if twenty years from now people were laughing at things you did?” – Marge Simpson “Not likely.” – Bart Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song”! Original airdate 28 April 1994.