“Oh, I hate having parties. The toilet always gets backed up.” – Homer Simpson “I don’t care if the sink shoots sludge, we’re having a party!” – Marge Simpson There’s an inescapable lameness to those adult games that get broken out after dinner parties. When kids get together, they can easily make up games on the fly (you’ve got to reach home base at the couch, the lava starts at the edge of the carpet, etcetera), but grown-ups tend to need a little more structure, especially if they’re playing against people they don’t know that well. Trivial Pursuit, Scattegories and…
Day: May 15, 2014
Quote of the Day
“I’ve always admired car owners, and I hope to be one myself as soon as I finish paying off Mother. She insists I pay her retroactively for the food I ate as a child.” – Principal Skinner “Yeah, yeah, uh, unfortunate. Well, Seymour, I make superintendent money, which amply covers both food and car.” – Superintendent Chalmers