“I’ve always admired car owners, and I hope to be one myself as soon as I finish paying off Mother. She insists I pay her retroactively for the food I ate as a child.” – Principal Skinner
“Yeah, yeah, uh, unfortunate. Well, Seymour, I make superintendent money, which amply covers both food and car.” – Superintendent Chalmers
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6 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Why in this shot does Skinner look so… ‘suggestive’? Also, wasn’t he clearly shown driving in ‘Secrets of a Successful Marriage’?
i think he was bending over to look at the ‘H’ badge on the grill – that’s how everyone knows it’s a Honda
That’s funny, because actor Ed Burns does voiceover work for Honda, and Burns is the surname of one of the Simpsons’ characters. How’s that for ‘(fill in amount here) Degrees of Mr. Burns’, huh?
Did you know that when Maggie gets scanned in the opening, there is a message in Klingon? Holy shit, I didn’t know that!
it could be his mother’s car that he was driving
Touché.