Quote of the Day

Three Men and a Comic Book11

“I want you to clear out all the weeds.  You do know which ones are weeds?” – Mrs. Glick
“All of ’em?” – Bart Simpson
“Good boy.” – Mrs. Glick

3 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. eh, that’s what I’ll be doing this weekend.
    and no one will be giving me candy when it’s all done.

    One thing about gardening and digging – they make it look so much easier in cartoons.

    Ever try digging a hole? Man that soil is heavy! In cartoons they make it look lighter than snow.

    1. Did you know that you can get wasted from treating your wounds with alcohol? But you course, you need to have really serious wounds, and simply pour 100% all over them. If you withstand the searing pain, you’ll feel it.

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