“This case holds our most treasured exhibit, objects owned and used by Jebediah. Here’s his fife, upon which he sounded the sweet note of freedom, his hatchet with which he hacked at the chains of oppression, and his . . . chamber pot.” – Hollis Hurlbut
Dead Homer Society 
7 responses to “Quote of the Day”
best guest voice ever – well him and Dustin Hoffman
and Glen Close, but only in the first Mona episode
Best returning/reoccurring guest voices were/are: Phil Hartman and John Lovitz (plus Stephen Hawking and Kelsey Grammer too!!!)
“Homer Simpson, Town Crier. I’d like to ask you a few questions. One, where’s the fife? Two, give me the fife.”
I’ve got nothing but respect for the office of town crier but this is well outside your jurisdiction.
Ye old town crier declared shitty by all! Give the job to Homer Simpson, and he shall rock thy world! That’s all well and good, but it’s Flanders’s bell and hat– It’s O.K, that’s no reason Homer can’t take my job!
“A pirate? Well, that’s hardly the image we want for Long John Silver’s!”