“I give up; there’s nothing we can do.” – Lisa Simpson “Yeah, I agree. You want to start on trying to get Apu out of jail?” – Bart Simpson “Okay.” – Lisa Simpson
Month: June 2014
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“I could’ve been the flower girl. And I wouldn’t keep falling down either.” – Lisa Simpson “Hey, they chose Maggie, okay?” – Bart Simpson “Yeah, well if you want to go for cutesyness instead of competence, fine.” – Lisa Simpson
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“Over there! Send the word Send the word Over there! That the Yanks Are Coming The Ya-ahhhh!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
Reading Digest: Teaser Announcement Edition
“What’s Gabbo?” – Bart Simpson “I figure it’s some guy’s name. Some guy named Gabbo.” – Homer Simpson It’s been relatively quiet around here the last few weeks. I’ve had a Season 16 disc from Netflix sitting next to my computer since the beginning of the month, but haven’t yet gotten around to more Lies Make Baby Jesus Cry or anything else. However, it was all in the service of something equally pointless: another little mini-book. It’s much shorter than “Zombie Simpsons”, so even using the word “book” feels like a stretch, but it does have a cover: Thanks, Cessna!…
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“When it comes to catching trout, nothing beats the German light infantry.” – Nelson Muntz
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“Alright, Mr. Burns, you win. But beware, we Germans aren’t all smiles and sunshine.” – Horst “Ooh, the Germans are mad at me. I’m so scared. Ooh, the Germans. Uh-oh, the Germans are coming to get me. Oh, don’t let the Germans come after me. Oh, no, the Germans are coming after me. No, they’re so big and strong. Oh, protect me from the Germans.” – C.M. Burns
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“I can’t believe I got booted off the team for Mr. Businessman. I bet I’ll get a little respect once I get that Harvard diploma.” – Otto
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“I can tell she really cared for me. She didn’t make me a pallbearer.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
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“Behold gravity, in all its glory!” – Milhouse van Houten “Pretty lame, Milhouse.” – Mrs. Krabappel
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“Oh, I’ll kill myself if Portugal doesn’t win.” – Homer Simpson
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“And I assume you’ve read the boat safety manual.” – U-Trawl Boat Rental Guy “Oh, yeah, couldn’t put it down. Come on, boy, let’s get me a six pack.” – Homer Simpson “Ah, sir, you can’t operate a boat under the influence of alcohol.” – U-Trawl Boat Rental Guy “That sounds like a wager to me.” – Homer Simpson
Reading Digest: Play Reviews Edition
“I’m dreading the reviews, I can tell you that.” – C.M. Burns Last week I mentioned that the post-apocalypse Mr. Burns play was opening in London. Well, London being something of a theater loving town, we have a deluge of reviews this week. Most are quite positive, some are decidedly not, but I suppose that’s life in showbiz. In addition to that, the merchandising march continues, a couple of Simpsons alums do some charity work, there’s quite a bit of excellent usage, and people keep finding creative ways to use the Lego figures. Enjoy. Family Guy vs. Simpsons – Smooth Charlie’s…
Quote of the Day
“Wow, man, what is this place?” – Bart Simpson “I prefer not to be called ‘man’. My name is Belle, and this is the Maison Derriere. That means the, uh, back house.” – Belle Happy birthday Tress MacNeille!
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“Hmm, if I didn’t know better, I’d swear he was trying to moon us.” – Dr. Hibbert
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“I’m gonna go get some vegetarian chili before they get desperate and add meat.” – Lisa Simpson “I’m gonna go claim some valuables at the lost and found.” – Bart Simpson
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“I don’t want to pump my little boy full of drugs.” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, yeah, we get a lot of that.” – Pharm Team Scientist
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“It’s hard to believe this used to be an internment camp.” – Marge Simpson
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“Attention passengers, the train has been temporarily delayed because of a discarded couch on the tracks.” – Amtrak Engineer
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“You see anything yet?” – Chief Wiggum “Nothing, captain. Somebody took all the beer and cold cuts.” – Lou “That’s it. I’m not even casting off until we go to the store.” – Chief Wiggum
Reading Digest: It’s Not Supposed to Be Good Beer Edition
“Duff, please.” – Homer Simpson “We don’t sell Duff. We sell Fudd. ” – Beer -N-Brawl Bartender “Okay, Fudd me.” – Homer Simpson This week we’ve got two links to Australian beer aficionados who were less than impressed with the recently released “Duff” beer. Long story short, it’s meh at best and kinda gross at worst. This is unsurprising, as crappy merchandise is crappy merchandise, even when it is infused with sweet, mind numbing alcohol. More amusing, however, is the fact that Duff isn’t supposed to be good. It’s supposed to be the kind of thing German executives consider swill, where…