Quote of the Day

When You Dish Upon a Star2

“And I assume you’ve read the boat safety manual.” – U-Trawl Boat Rental Guy
“Oh, yeah, couldn’t put it down.  Come on, boy, let’s get me a six pack.” – Homer Simpson
“Ah, sir, you can’t operate a boat under the influence of alcohol.” – U-Trawl Boat Rental Guy
“That sounds like a wager to me.” – Homer Simpson

5 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. Whoa. I literally saw this episode yesterday and thought to myself, “that’s a good quote from a bad episode that Charlie could use in quote of the day.”

    Both extremely sad AND an amazing coincidence!

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