“And I assume you’ve read the boat safety manual.” – U-Trawl Boat Rental Guy
“Oh, yeah, couldn’t put it down. Come on, boy, let’s get me a six pack.” – Homer Simpson
“Ah, sir, you can’t operate a boat under the influence of alcohol.” – U-Trawl Boat Rental Guy
“That sounds like a wager to me.” – Homer Simpson
Dead Homer Society 
5 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Whoa. I literally saw this episode yesterday and thought to myself, “that’s a good quote from a bad episode that Charlie could use in quote of the day.”
Both extremely sad AND an amazing coincidence!
it’s not a coincidence – Charlie can read your thoughts