“Ah, maybe I shoulda made his movie.” – Alec Baldwin “Yeah, it wasn’t that bad. I mean, the script might even work if you got rid of the talking pie.” – Kim Basinger “What are you, crazy? It’s a buddy picture!” – Alec Baldwin
Tag: When You Dish Upon a Star
Quote of the Day
“Homer, um, most movie scripts are a hundred and twenty pages. This is only seventeen, and several of the pages are just drawings of the time machine.” – Alec Baldwin
Quote of the Day
“And I assume you’ve read the boat safety manual.” – U-Trawl Boat Rental Guy “Oh, yeah, couldn’t put it down. Come on, boy, let’s get me a six pack.” – Homer Simpson “Ah, sir, you can’t operate a boat under the influence of alcohol.” – U-Trawl Boat Rental Guy “That sounds like a wager to me.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“You promised to take us to the lake.” – Lisa Simpson “I promise you kids lots of things. That’s what makes me such a good father.” – Homer Simpson “Actually, keeping promises would make you a good father.” – Lisa Simpson “No, that would make me a great father.” – Homer Simpson
Crazy Noises: When You Dish Upon a Star
Image yoinked from here. “You people must realize that the public owns you for life, and when you’re dead, you’ll all be in commercials dancing with vacuum cleaners.” – Homer Simpson For the third summer in a row, we at the Dead Homer Society are looking to satisfy your off-season longing for substandard commentary on substandard Simpsons. This summer we’ll be looking at Season 10. Why Season 10? Because we’ve already done Seasons 8 and 9 and we can’t put it off any longer. Prior to Season 10, we watched as the show started falling over, this is when it…