Quote of the Day

PencilSharpener

“My teacher’s a nightmare!  Three kids got sick from inhaling his ointment fumes, he confiscated everything made of tin, and then he sent us home early because he got his beard caught in the pencil sharpener.” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, okay, um, here . . . Oh!, uh, okay, let’s see, um, what if I did this? . . . You’re on your own!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

2 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

    1. And especially how Jasper’s expression only changes from boredom to a “shocked” look after the third tug by Abe. Nice details there.

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