“My first day of college. I wish my father was alive to see this.” – Homer Simpson “Hey!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “How long have you been back there?” – Homer Simpson “Three days.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson (Sorry for not getting this up yesterday. The day got away from me.) Season 26 picked up right where season 25 left off: a time eating guest couch gag, many needlessly self voiced celebrities, characters explaining how they feel and what they’re doing, and plenty of other boring nonsense. The A-plot was about Krusty being sad and involved the much hyped character…
Month: September 2014
Quote of the Day
“Hey, Barney, what’ll it be?” – Moe “I’d like a beer, Moe.” – Barney Gumble “I’d like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat.” – Japanese Conceptual Artist “Here you go.” – Moe
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“With the way you’re treating me, why should I protect you?” – Bart Simpson “Because, if you tell, no one will believe you. Remember, I’m the sweet, perfect minster’s daughter, and you’re just yellow trash.” – Jessica Lovejoy Happy birthday Gabor Csupo!
Sunday Preview: Clown in the Dumps
A Springfield resident dies. Also, Krusty retires after he’s offended by a comedy cable channel roast of him, and Lisa tries to protect Homer from getting hurt. Welcome everyone to season 26. We are going to kick off with the much talked about ‘death of a recurring character who is voiced by an actor who won an Emmy for the character but it’s not anyone important blah blah blah’ episode for which we have all been waiting. Also some other things are going to happen. I can’t decide what thing I care less about, but that’s because they are all equally meaningless…
Quote of the Day
“In honor of Seymour’s twentieth year as principal, we’ve decided to hold a surprise tribute Friday night.” – Superintendent Chalmers “It’s my twentieth year, too.” – Groundskeeper Willie “The teachers’ lounge is for teachers, Willie.” – Superintendent Chalmers
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“Hi, I’m Troy McClure, you may remember me from such nature films as ‘Earwigs: Eww’, and ‘Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory’.” – Troy McClure
Reading Digest: Flock of Vultures and Parasites Edition
“Is it true you attempted suicide when you heard the news?” – Vulture #1 “Are you and Princess Di just friends?” – Vulture #2 “You people make me sick! You’re vultures! Where were you when I sang at Farm Aid? Out of my way, you parasites! I said out of my way!” – Krusty the Klown This week we’ve got four (count’ em four!) links to Vulture, which is doing yeoman’s work to promote the new season of Zombie Simpsons, which starts, ugh, on Sunday. The first one is by far the most interesting, but all of them have their moments,…
Quote of the Day
“Wow, a shoe horn! Just like in the movies . . . shoe goes on, shoe goes off. Shoe goes on, shoe goes off. Shoe goes on, shoe goes off.” – Homer Simpson
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“Does anyone else have a love story?” – Marge Simpson “Yes, I do. And, just like your love stories, it’s tragic and filled with hurt feelings and scars that will never heal.” – Lisa Simpson
Bonus Quote of the Day
“Mr. Mayor, is is true you rigged the election?” – Lionel Hutz “No, I did not.” – Mayor Terwilliger “Kids, help.” – Lionel Hutz Phil Hartman would’ve been 66 today, happy birthday!
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“Point and game Becker. And will the harlequin in the third row please keep his voice down.” – Wimbledon Announcer “Sorry, folks, uh, sorry, your majesty.” – Krusty the Klown Happy birthday Brad Bird!
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“Americanize this, my good man.” – Bart Simpson “Okey-dokey.” – Bank Teller “All those coins were only worth three lousy cents?” – Bart Simpson “Let the good times roll.” – Bank Teller
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“My teacher’s a nightmare! Three kids got sick from inhaling his ointment fumes, he confiscated everything made of tin, and then he sent us home early because he got his beard caught in the pencil sharpener.” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, okay, um, here . . . Oh!, uh, okay, let’s see, um, what if I did this? . . . You’re on your own!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
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“And that’s when the CHUDs came at me.” – Homer Simpson “Oh, Homer, of course you’ll have a bad impression of New York if you only focus on the pimps and the CHUDs.” – Marge Simpson
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“Dad, what are you doing here?” – Bart Simpson “Reading about this Edison character. They won’t let me in the big people library downtown. There was some unpleasantness.” – Homer Simpson
Reading Digest: Everybody Else Went to the Show Edition
“How was it?” – Bart Simpson “It wasn’t that great.” – Lisa Simpson “Be honest.” – Bart Simpson “It was the greatest movie I’ve ever seen in my life!” – Lisa Simpson This week we’ve got lots of links to those lucky bastards who got to see the Hollywood Bowl show last week, many of them with cool pictures. Sure, YouTube is better than nothing, but it’s a poor substitute for the real thing. In addition to that, we’ve got a bunch of .gifs, Duffman in the big leagues, a couple of disappointing lists, and a huge Sam Simon profile.…
Quote of the Day
“To make a tired point, which one of us is truly crazy?” – Leon Kompowski “Not me, I got this!” – Homer Simpson
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“Sir, the TV ratings for the launch are the highest in ten years!” – NASA Guy “Yay!” – NASA Geeks “And how’s the spacecraft doing?” – NASA Director “I don’t know. All this equipment is just used to measure TV ratings.” – NASA Guy Happy birthday David Mirkin!
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“Pull, Duchess, pull!” – Groundskeeper Willie “Um, what town did we just crush?” – Krusty the Klown “Shelbyville.” – Principal Skinner “Yay!” – Hotheads
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“Now, as your nanny, I’ll do everything from telling stories to changing diapers.” – Shary Bobbins “Put me down for one of each.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson