Homer's Barbershop Quartet14

“Hey, Barney, what’ll it be?” – Moe
“I’d like a beer, Moe.” – Barney Gumble
“I’d like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat.” – Japanese Conceptual Artist
“Here you go.” – Moe

4 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. missficklereader Avatar

    One of my favorites! I love how Moe happens to have the plum-in-hat drink under the bar along with the beer.

    1. Stan Avatar
      Stan

      Perfumes usually contain alcohol, so yeah, it checks out.

  2. Frank Avatar
    Frank

    Does anyone know the drink “Slow comfortable screw up against the wall on the dark side of mexico city”? Apparently it contained (i think):
    – Sloe gin
    – Southern comfort
    – Orange juice (for the screwdriver)
    – Galliano (for the harvey wallbanger)
    – Kahlua (for dark side)
    – Tequila (mexico city)

    So I wonder if we could invent a drink for “single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat”. Any creative alcoholophiles here?

    1. Stan Avatar
      Stan

      I created a cocktail known as “Lucifer”

      – 50 ml French brandy (St. Remi or Napoleon)
      – 1 can of Brisk or iced tea (if you don’t like bubbles)
      – Cinnamon on top

      Be sure to have a significant other nearby though, because three of these will send your caramba up faster than Simpson & Son tonic.