“So, you never learned cursive?” – Cypress Creek Teacher “Well, I know ‘hell’ and ‘damn’ and ‘bi-” – Bart Simpson “Cursive handwriting, script. Do you know the multiplication tables? Long division?” – Cypress Creek Teacher “I know of them.” – Bart Simpson
Month: November 2014
Sunday Preview: Opposites A-Frack
Lisa brings in Assemblywoman Maxine Lombard (guest voice Jane Fonda) to put a stop to Mr. Burns’ fracking operation, but is taken aback when the two political opponents find themselves attracted to one another. Oh boy, a politically charged episode guest starring Jane Fonda. Also if the above picture is accurate, then implications of dry, wrinkly sex are sure to be abound.
Quote of the Day
“I’d like to buy your deadliest gun, please.” – Homer Simpson “Aisle 6, next to the sympathy cards.” – Bloodbath & Beyond Clerk
Quote of the Day
“Hooray!” – Principal Skinner “Yaaaay! You dream about this day for so long, then when it comes, you don’t know what to say.” – Mrs. Krabappel “Edna, your tears say more than words ever could.” – Principal Skinner “Military school?” – Bart Simpson Marcia Wallace would’ve been 72 today. Happy birthday.