– Hey, Apu, you got that new beer with candy floating in it… Skittlebrau?
– No such product exists sir. You must have dreamt it.
– Well then, just gimme a six pack and a bag of Skittles.
Wouldn’t a “strawberrito” be a fruit pie (think a Hostess type that tastes better when it’s warmed) or a Pop Tart?
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– Hey, Apu, you got that new beer with candy floating in it… Skittlebrau?
– No such product exists sir. You must have dreamt it.
– Well then, just gimme a six pack and a bag of Skittles.
Wouldn’t a “strawberrito” be a fruit pie (think a Hostess type that tastes better when it’s warmed) or a Pop Tart?