Quote of the Day

Lisa the Simpson11

“I’m looking for something in an after dinner burrito.” – Homer Simpson
“You’ll have it in forty-five seconds, sir.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

2 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. – Hey, Apu, you got that new beer with candy floating in it… Skittlebrau?
    – No such product exists sir. You must have dreamt it.
    – Well then, just gimme a six pack and a bag of Skittles.

  2. Wouldn’t a “strawberrito” be a fruit pie (think a Hostess type that tastes better when it’s warmed) or a Pop Tart?

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