“Dad, first you gave me life, now you’ve given me a home for my family. I’d be honored if you came to live with us.” – Homer Simpson
“Thank you.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“So, how long before you shipped Grampa off to the old folks home?” – Bart Simpson
“About three weeks.” – Homer Simpson
I ratted on everybody on got off scot free!
The depressing grandpa is alone at the nursing home jokes are strange to me since I always laugh at them but inneditaley feel bad.
What really sells the joke is Marge joining in on the laughter.
I just had a big Simpsons-related disapppointment: I was going to go to a comedy show hosted by the guy who played Mr. Burns, Skinner and Flanders, but the tickets were sold out and I missed my chance. This is like the time Homer wanted to see Mr. T. at the mall, and he kept procrastinating, and when got he there, the guy said he did not know if Mr. T. would come back. Unfortunately, I will probably never get to travel in a spaceship, either.
Comparing Mr. T to Harry Shearer. I pity the fool…
Sounds more like it deserves a paddlin’.