Behind Us Forever: I Won’t Be Home For Christmas

“Hey, I thought Krusty was Jewish.” – Lisa Simpson “Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.” – Bart Simpson According to IMDb, this is the first whole episode Al Jean’s written in a long time.  Sadly, it didn’t seem to matter.  Homer goes on one zany little escapade after another, there’s plenty of expository nonsense, several musical montages that seem designed to do nothing more than eat clock (efforts at which fell so short that they added a preview of the next episode to help fill all twenty of their contractually obligated…

Quote of the Day

“Hello, children, and welcome to Springfield Gorge!” – Park Ranger “Wow!” – Bart Simpson “Man, this thing’s pretty gnarly.  I bet you could throw a dead body in there and no one’d ever find it.” – Otto