“There’s a couple of guys fighting at the aquarium, Chief.” – Lou
“Do they still sell those frozen bananas?” – Chief Wiggum
“I think so.” – Lou
“Let’s roll.” – Chief Wiggum
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16 responses to “Quote of the Day”
FIRST!!
What’s the deal with Lou’s Popeye-esque arms?
To have him premade for a possible spinoff where he is black Popeye
Black physics?
(that’s so wacist)
Simpsons was a once delightful show, that isn’t great anymore. However, I think that
The Simpsons should be remembered as it was in the early 90s, as
A truly awesome show, instead of us just dwelling on how it became lame and, just simply,
Not as good as it used to be.
I think we should remember all of the hilarious line it gave us over the golden years, when it was The
Simpsons, a truly original and memorable show. Remember the once great Homer,
A somewhat humble guy who didn’t get hurt too often.
Remember all of the classic, quotable moments. Don’t think of what it is now, but instead how
Every episode was capable of being great.
The Simpsons may not be what it used to be now, but, a long time ago, it was truly
A masterpiece. That is why I believe we shouldn’t dwell on what it is now, but instead we must
Remember how it was….the best show ever to exist. It was
Dear and beloved to all, and should be remembered that way.
Matt Selman? Is that you? Only one man can be so hammy and unfunny at the same time while also being unsubtle with the jokes.
Jokes? Where?
SATANITSARETREAD
haha, he couldn’t even get it right
Haha, you couldn’t even get it right, Anonymous. Try again.
Nice try, Matt Selman
My cat’s name is Mittens (c)
Surely that’s what we’re doing. A quote a day from the true seasons of The Simpsons and discussions based around how good the old stuff is. You’re even commenting on a Quote of the Day.
I’m trying to think what the best Blaxploitation-equivalent name for Popeye would be: Blackpye? Blapeye? Blopeye?
Shit. That was supposed to be a reply to Dick Steele.
How ’bout “Peaeye”?
Did you know that James L. Brooks and the other writers thought this episode was shit? I mean, yeah, it did suck in some places, but it had a few laughs, like Krusty hosting the “Saturday Night Live” knockoff (which, considering that most of the writers got their start on SNL between 1985 and 1992, is pretty much them venting their frustrations on working on that show. I know George Meyer, Jon Vitti, and John Swartzwelder hated working on SNL. Conan O’Brien doesn’t seem to feel about it one way or the other), Homer being surrounded by reminders to pick up Bart and not getting it until he daydreams about finding Bart’s skeleton on the soccer field, Homer and Tom fighting at the aquarium (with Kent Brockman getting tricked with the phony name “I.P. Freely” like Moe does whenever Bart prank calls him), and the end with Homer and Bart having a heart-to-heart about what to do when you beat up someone.