Quote of the Day

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“Top of the hour, time for the morning news.  But, of course, there is no news yet, everyone’s still asleep in their comfy, comfy beds.  Goodnight, everybody.” – Radio Announcer

8 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

    1. They probably mean “local news.” Then again, where I live, there’s always some shooting or home invasion that happens after midnight but before 6:00 am.

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