“What do you offer in the way of salary?” – Not Shelly Long “Minimum wage and tips. Of course, there are fringe benefits.” – Moe “Such as?” – Not Shelly Long “An unforgettable weekend at Club Moe.” – Moe “I’d prefer to take my vacations someplace . . . hot.” – Not Shelly Long “I like your moxie, kid. You’re hired.” – Moe “You shan’t regret this.” – Not Shelly Long “Methinks I shan’t.” – Moe Happy Birthday Jo Ann Harris!
