“What do you offer in the way of salary?” – Not Shelly Long
“Minimum wage and tips. Of course, there are fringe benefits.” – Moe
“Such as?” – Not Shelly Long
“An unforgettable weekend at Club Moe.” – Moe
“I’d prefer to take my vacations someplace . . . hot.” – Not Shelly Long
“I like your moxie, kid. You’re hired.” – Moe
“You shan’t regret this.” – Not Shelly Long
“Methinks I shan’t.” – Moe
Happy Birthday Jo Ann Harris!
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8 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Me thinks that was Shelly Long until I read this post.
Methinks her name is spelled “Shelley.”
Xtreeeeme douchebaggery! Called out, I win, the end.
Eh, autofuck screwed me again.
Methinks you’re correct.
Wasn’t her name Colette?
Maybe.
It’s been ages since I have watched Cheers, so I don’t remember. I do remember liking Rhea Perlman’s more than Shelley Long’s and Kirstie Alley’s characters.