“Don’t you think you’re spending too much time with Ned?  Your family needs you too.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, of course you’d say something like that, Marge, you’ve hated Ned for years!  In fact, you wanted to bash his head in with a pipe.” – Homer Simpson
“That was you!” – Marge Simpson
“Love, Marge, don’t hate.  Love.” – Homer Simpson