Reading Digest: What Do You Want, It’s August Edition

“Lisa, don’t sit in front of that telly like a fly stuck in a toffee.  It’s a great big world out there!” – Shary Bobbins “Been there, done it.” – Lisa Simpson Very short Reading Digest this week on account of the fact that there’s always a lull at this time of year because people with more sense than me are outside and away from their keyboards.  We do have some love for Season 2, some extremely crappy merchandise, some excellent usage, some more Bart art, and an Icelandic Homer, so it’s not all bad. Enjoy. The Dark Past Of…

Quote of the Day

“I wasn’t sure I was doing the right thing, but then God himself told me I should seek a new path.” – Homer Simpson “Oh, really?” – Reverend Lovejoy “Yeah.  He appeared before me in a dream and I knew that was special cause I usually dream about naked . . . Marge.” – Homer Simpson