“A thousand bucks? I can’t afford that!” – Homer Simpson
“Well, we do have a product which is more in your price range, however, I must assure you that any hair growth you experience while using it will be purely coincidental.” – Hair Doctor
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I would put a semicolon instead of a comma before “however.”
Ok.
Who was talking to you?
Who was talking to you in the first place?
Guys, guys! Knock it off. Charlie’s going to find out we’re all the same person.
Except that he doesn’t have the “gravitas yesteryear” stamp! And that you aren’t actually Stan!
Wow, some fucking autocorrect there. I meant “gravatarmysteryman”.
Stan’s the REAL troll! I think it’s Phillip J. fucking Reed playing tricks with us, frankly. Someone has to have enough balls to create a fake account impersonating me on DHS.
Who’s Philip J. Reed? The name sounds familiar.
He was conducting a survey on The Simpsons recently.
This entire thread is further proof that we need to do away with anonymous commenting. I’d be willing to register if it meant finally getting rid of moronic attention-whores like this.
I don’t think you can get rid of anonymous commenting on WordPress (I could be wrong, though).
Я сейчас в Москве, дурачок. Прийди и скажи мне это в лицо.
Yo, stop. Seriously. That’s enough. Even Charlie himself is pissed.
I know every neanderthal has nowadays access to Google Translate, and I’m aware of the time zone between Russia and North America… but this is getting out of hand. Please don’t imitate or troll me anymore and let me have my old nickname back.
Anyways, time for a comment related to this quote:
I love this line. I think it was one of the first times The Simpsons began to start using the humor they would become famous for (since this was a pretty early Season 2 episode, the show hadn’t gotten as good as it would become later on in the season yet).