Quote of the Day

22 Short Films about Springfield13

“Seymour, the house is on fire!” – Agnes Skinner
“No, mother, it’s just the Northern Lights.” – Principal Skinner
“Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow.  But, I must say, you steam a good ham.” – Superintendent Chalmers

3 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. You know what, this segment might be my favorite moment in Simpsons history.

    This post actually cheered me up a bit after a very bad day, perfect timing.

    1. All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids. Your choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of Unhappiness.

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