“Seymour, the house is on fire!” – Agnes Skinner
“No, mother, it’s just the Northern Lights.” – Principal Skinner
“Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow. But, I must say, you steam a good ham.” – Superintendent Chalmers
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3 responses to “Quote of the Day”
You know what, this segment might be my favorite moment in Simpsons history.
This post actually cheered me up a bit after a very bad day, perfect timing.
All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids. Your choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of Unhappiness.
Glad to be of service.