Homer is diagnosed with narcolepsy — but instead of returning home with his prescription medication — he returns home drunk. He and Marge visit a marriage counselor and have a trial separation, during which Homer begins dating a 20-something.” Here we go, welcome to season 49. Oh wait, what’s this? Homer has another love interest and his marriage to Marge is in jeopardy, AND they separate?? AAANNNDDD There is a trendy guest star?????? I can see what went down in the writer’s room now: Writer 1: I have the perfect idea for the season opener. We have Homer and Marge break…
Day: September 27, 2015
Quote of the Day
“In all the Animal Kingdom, no mother is more devoted than the blue jay. Valuing her eggs above even her own life, the mother bird bravely fights off such fearsome predators as the badger and the mongoose. Of course, one thing mother blue jay can’t defend against is a set of steel tongs.” – Troy McClure