Tag: Bart the Mother

“What do you think he’s doing up there?” – Marge Simpson “I dunno, drug lab?” – Homer Simpson “Drug lab!” – Marge Simpson “Or reading comic books, what am I, Kreskin?” – Homer Simpson

“Eggs, precious eggs. If they’re to survive, they require the gentle warmth and tender love that only a mother can provide. Or, better yet, a seventy-five watt bulb.” – Troy McClure

“You’ve checked this Bible out every weekend for the last nine years! Wouldn’t it be easier to just buy one?” – Librarian “Perhaps. On a librarian’s salary.” – Reverend Lovejoy

“In all the Animal Kingdom, no mother is more devoted than the blue jay.  Valuing her eggs above even her own life, the mother bird bravely fights off such fearsome predators as the badger and the mongoose.  Of course, one thing mother blue jay can’t defend against is a set of steel tongs.” – Troy McClure

“Hi, I’m Troy McClure, you may remember me from such nature films as ‘Earwigs: Eww’, and ‘Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory’.” – Troy McClure

“Oh, yes, and punish Lisa for lying to us.” – Marge Simpson “Alright, young lady, I want you to march yourself directly to the Kwik-E-Mart and get me some chips and a beer.  Get a little something for yourself, sweetheart.” – Homer Simpson

“Oh, I hate folding sheets!” – Homer Simpson “That’s your underwear.” – Marge Simpson

“There’s been some confusion about our bird sighting rules.  You cannot count birds that you’ve seen at the zoo, on stamps, or in dreams.” – Principal Skinner “Well, I’m back to square one.” – Moe