Quote of the Day

Homer Goes to College19

“I’m sorry, boys, I’ve never expelled anyone before.  But, that pig had some powerful friends.” – Dean Bobby Peterson
“Oh, you’ll pay!  Don’t think you won’t pay!” – Richard Nixon

5 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. Is this the same Nixon who would be a head in a jar on Futurama (though the Futurama version of him looks more realistic)?

    1. I named my tomcat “Nixon”. He lived for 12 years and then he died.
      Fuck you Steve Kroft!

      1. Good for you. Now, do you have an answer to my question or not? It’s okay if you don’t, just don’t post bullshit like this.

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