Homer Goes to College19

“I’m sorry, boys, I’ve never expelled anyone before.  But, that pig had some powerful friends.” – Dean Bobby Peterson
“Oh, you’ll pay!  Don’t think you won’t pay!” – Richard Nixon

5 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Bleeding Gums Murphy Avatar
    Bleeding Gums Murphy

    “The man never drank a Duff in his life”

  2. The Anti-Stan Avatar
    The Anti-Stan

    Is this the same Nixon who would be a head in a jar on Futurama (though the Futurama version of him looks more realistic)?

    1. Stan Avatar
      Stan

      I named my tomcat “Nixon”. He lived for 12 years and then he died.
      Fuck you Steve Kroft!

      1. The Anti-Stan Avatar
        The Anti-Stan

        Good for you. Now, do you have an answer to my question or not? It’s okay if you don’t, just don’t post bullshit like this.

  3. Batron Avatar
    Batron

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