When Homer loses $5,000 at a poker game with Broadway legend Laney Fontaine, the only way he is able to settle the bet is if he loans Lisa to Laney for a month. Then, Laney turns Lisa into a show biz kid and Marge and Homer fear they made a mistake letting her go. So they head to New York to get her back. Well this is probably some record for laziness on my part. The episode airs 15 minutes from now and I am just putting this up. Not that it really matters. Anyway for tonight, Homer basically sells his kid for a month to clear gambling debts, it’s a…
Day: November 22, 2015
Quote of the Day
“You know, I run a small academy for lobsters like this one. We stress tough love, daily chores, and the like.” – Captain McAllister “No! We’re not sending the lobster away to some snobby boarding school.” – Marge Simpson “Yargh, I understand. It’s hard to let go. Tell me this, then:, do you have any spare change?” – Captain McAllister