“You know, I run a small academy for lobsters like this one. We stress tough love, daily chores, and the like.” – Captain McAllister
“No! We’re not sending the lobster away to some snobby boarding school.” – Marge Simpson
“Yargh, I understand. It’s hard to let go. Tell me this, then:, do you have any spare change?” – Captain McAllister
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4 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Why would Homer carry a lobster around with him everywhere? It dries in hours out of water, won’t probably last even one single day, so to speak.
You’re assuming Homer is smart enough to know that.
Yes.
Zombie eyes…