Quote of the Day

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“Now, here we have beautiful hardwood floors, track lighting.” – Stinking Fish Realty Agent
“What’s that stench?” – Marge Simpson
“Once you get used to the smell of melted hog fat, you’ll wonder how you ever did without it!” – Stinking Fish Realty Agent

2 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. C’mon, real estate agents are all asses, pig fat is a valuable cash-in resource and it’s really easy to get rid of this pesky vermin all year long. Trust!

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