“Ooh, they used nylon rope this time. It feels so smooth against my skin, almost sensuous.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Month: February 2016
Quote of the Day
“But, Daddy, you’re on vacation.” – Ralph Wiggum “Crime doesn’t take a vacation.” – Chief Wiggum “Hey, hey, careful, you’ll pop it!” – Louie
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“If it isn’t my old friends from Springfield, the Simpsons! What brings you folks to New Orleans?” – Clancy Wiggum, P.I. “Mardi gras, man! When the Big Easy calls, you gotta accept the charges.” – Bart Simpson “Chief Wiggum, I can’t wait to hear about all the exciting, sexy adventures you’re sure to have against this colorful backdrop.” – Lisa Simpson Happy birthday Bill Oakley!
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“Homer, why didn’t you tell me?” – Marge Simpson “I was ashamed, Marge. I failed you as a husband and a provider, and at best I was a B+ dog. I’ll understand if you want to sleep on the couch tonight.” – Homer Simpson
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“I’ll be fine! I’m sure your replacement will be able to handle everything. Who is he, anyway?” – C.M. Burns “Homer Simpson, sir, one of your organ banks from sector 7-G. All the recent events of your life have revolved around him in some way.” – Mr. Smithers “Simpson, eh?” – C.M. Burns Happy 20th Anniversary to “Homer the Smithers”! Original airdate 25 February 1996.
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“As a child, I was bitten by the acting bug. Then it burrowed under my skin and laid eggs in my heart. Now those eggs are hatching, and the feeling is indescribable.” – Moe “I know what you mean. Our dog had that.” – Homer Simpson
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“Don’t you see what you’ve done? Sideshow Bob hasn’t reformed, he’s pure evil! Oh, if only you knew what he’s thinking!” – Bart Simpson “I hope they still make that shampoo I like.” – Sideshow Bob
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“These days, people like observational humor, about things they deal with in everyday life.” – Jay Leno “Oh, yeah, you mean like when your lazy butler washes your sock garters and they’re still covered with schmutz?” – Krusty the Klown “Well, kind of.” – Jay Leno
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“But Mom, I read that sport utility vehicles are more likely to be involved in fatal accidents.” – Lisa Simpson “Fatal to the people in the other car. Let’s roll!” – Bart Simpson
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“But first, let’s see it again in super slow motion.” – Homer Simpson
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“Oh, yeah, this is the life! Boy, next summer can you commit some fraud in Orlando, Florida?” – Homer Simpson “I’m way ahead of you, Dad.” – Bart Simpson
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“Homer, I want you to encourage Lisa with her science fair project.” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, syrup is better than jelly.” – Homer Simpson
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“A hush falls over the General Assembly as Stacy approaches the podium to deliver what will no doubt be a stirring and memorable address.” – Lisa Simpson “I wish they taught shopping in school.” – Talking Malibu Stacy
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“What am I supposed to do here?” – Bart Simpson “Nothing. Just sit. I’ll be back. . . . Well, it’s been two hours, how do you feel?” – Homer Simpson “I don’t know, I kinda want a cigarette.” – Bart Simpson “That’s a good start, let’s get you a pack, what’s your brand?” – Homer Simpson “Anything slim!” – Bart Simpson “Okay, that didn’t work.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Daddy, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you.” – Ralph Wiggum “Better start eating, kid.” – Skinny Boy “Start eating?” – Wiggum P.I. “I didn’t mean that way!” – Ralph Wiggum Happy Birthday Matt Groening!
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“To a Heck of a Blacksmith . . . Nah, I already got him one.” – Homer Simpson
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“Mrs K, whoever this guy is, you don’t need him. There are plenty of good men around.” – Bart Simpson “Name one.” – Mrs. Krabappel “What’s wrong with Principal Skinner?” – Bart Simpson “Seymour? Let’s just say his Mommy won’t let him out to play.” – Mrs. Krabappel “What about Coach Fortner?” – Bart Simpson “Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug.” – Mrs. Krabappel “Wow. What about Groundskeeper Willie?” – Bart Simpson “I’m not even going to tell you what that guy’s into!” – Mrs. Krabappel
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“Krusty, in regards to the large wager you made on yesterday’s horse race…” – Fat Tony “Aw, come on, how ’bout letting me go double or nothing on the big opera tonight?” – Krusty the Klown “Who do you like?” – Fat Tony “The tenor!” – Krusty the Klown “Okay. But we’re only letting the bet ride because you crack us so consistently up.” – Fat Tony
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“What about being an illiterate TV clown who’s still more respected than all the scientists, doctors, and educators in the country put together?” – Bart Simpson “Yeah! I’m not gonna let those guys hog all the respect while I’m out here on some stinkin’ tub! That’s just what those eggheads want! Well, forget it poindexter, cause Krusty’s back in town!” – Krusty the Klown Happy 20th Anniversary to “Bart the Fink”! Original airdate 11 February 1996.
Quote of the Day
“Are we in India yet?” – Homer Simpson “No.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “Are we in India yet?” – Homer Simpson “No.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “Are we in India yet?” – Homer Simpson “No.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “Are we in India yet?” – Homer Simpson “No. . . . Oh, wait . . . now we are.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon