Quote of the Day

“Basic ceremony’s twenty bucks, here’s your license. Be sure to get this punched every time. The tenth wedding’s on the house!” – Shotgun Pete’s Receptionist “Hey, this marriage is gonna last forever!” – Homer Simpson “Haha, no matter how many times I hear that, it always makes me laugh.” – Shotgun Pete’s Receptionist Doris Grau would’ve been 92 today. Happy birthday.