“And here’s country singing sensation Lurleen Lumpkin, fresh from her latest stay at the Betty Ford Clinic. Whatcha been up to, Lurleen?” – Kent Brockman “I spent last night in a ditch.” – Lurleen Lumpkin Doris Grau would’ve been 95 today. Happy birthday.
Tag: Doris Grau
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“Now I’d like to introduce you to Lunchlady Doris who will serve you healthy, nutritious meals.” – Principal Skinner “Yeah, right.” – Lunchlady Doris Doris Grau would’ve been 93 today. Happy birthday.
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“Basic ceremony’s twenty bucks, here’s your license. Be sure to get this punched every time. The tenth wedding’s on the house!” – Shotgun Pete’s Receptionist “Hey, this marriage is gonna last forever!” – Homer Simpson “Haha, no matter how many times I hear that, it always makes me laugh.” – Shotgun Pete’s Receptionist Doris Grau would’ve been 92 today. Happy birthday.
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“Hey, man, if the line’s this long, it’s gotta be good.” – Bart Simpson “Get bent.” – Complaints Window Lady Doris Grau would’ve been 91 today. Happy birthday!
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“Lunchlady Doris, have you got any grease?” – Groundskeeper Willie “Yes. Yes, we do.” – Lunchlady Doris “Then grease me up, woman!” – Groundskeeper Willie “Okie-dokie.” – Lunchlady Doris Doris Grau would’ve been 90 today. Happy birthday!
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“Are you kids ready to order, yet?” – Izzy’s Waitress “Sorry, no, just get us another bowl of complimentary pickles.” – Bart Simpson “Watch how fast I go.” – Izzy’s Waitress Happy Birthday Doris Grau! (She would’ve been 89 today.)
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“Excuse me, isn’t there anything here that doesn’t have meat in it?” – Lisa Simpson “Possibly the meatloaf.” – Lunchlady Doris “Well, I believe you’re required to provide a vegetarian alternative.” – Lisa Simpson “Yum. It’s rich in bunly goodness.” – Lunchlady Doris Doris Grau would’ve been 88 today. Happy Birthday!
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“Where do you want these beef hearts?” – U.S. Surplus Delivery Guy “On the floor.” – Lunchlady Doris “It doesn’t look very clean.” – U.S. Surplus Delivery Guy “Just do your job, heart boy.” – Lunchlady Doris Doris Grau would’ve been 87 today. Happy Birthday.
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“Hey brush-head, you’ve been nursing that thing for an hour.” – Ice Cream Lady “You know, I was just wondering how someone who works in an ice cream store keeps such a trim figure.” – Bart Simpson “I’ve misjudged you.” – Ice Cream Lady Doris Grau would’ve been 86 today, happy birthday.
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“Don’t bitch to me boss man. Thanks to the latest budget cuts I’m down to using Grade F meat.” – Lunchlady Doris Doris Grau would’ve been 85 today. Happy Birthday.
Zombie Simpsons and Zombie Doris
“I can feel death’s clammy hand on my shoulder! Wait, that’s my hand.” – Abe “Grandpa” Simpson This list is a pretty impressive display of Simpsons trivia. It’s real deaths of real people that changed the way The Simpsons went. Doris Grau and Phil Hartman I knew about, but the other four were news to me. Go read the whole thing, it’s quite good. This deserves special notice as a further illustration of how horrifyingly soulless Zombie Simpsons truly is: Doris Grau died from lung cancer (who could have guessed?) on December 30, 1995, a scant eight days before the…