“Basic ceremony’s twenty bucks, here’s your license. Be sure to get this punched every time. The tenth wedding’s on the house!” – Shotgun Pete’s Receptionist
“Hey, this marriage is gonna last forever!” – Homer Simpson
“Haha, no matter how many times I hear that, it always makes me laugh.” – Shotgun Pete’s Receptionist
Doris Grau would’ve been 92 today. Happy birthday.
Dead Homer Society 
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More testicles means more iron!
“There certainly are a lot of stains on the ceiling.”
I thought Tress MacNeille was the voice of that lady. Learn something new every day. Oh, and my favorite Doris Grau quote is: “There’s very little meat in these gym mats”