“Amber Dempsy.” – Pageant Contestant #1
“In the same week, she was Pork Princess and Little Miss Kosher.” – Pageant Contestant #2
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An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .
“Amber Dempsy.” – Pageant Contestant #1
“In the same week, she was Pork Princess and Little Miss Kosher.” – Pageant Contestant #2
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I like the line about the eyelash implants she got that are only legal in Paraguay (even though fake eyelashes are a thing and are pretty much legal in most parts of the world). Then again, the whole thing is a kid-friendly take on breast and butt implants (or any kind of plastic surgery) that are considered illegal due to health concerns (like string implants, which can make your breasts insanely large. I’m talking G-cup and up large).
Love the sound her eyelashes make.
*woosh-woosh-woosh*