“Now then, gentlemen, the mayoral campaign is upon us. If we hope to defeat this Joe Quimby, we need a candidate with name recognition and media savvy, a true leader who will do exactly as he’s told.” – C.M. Burns
“Monty, I’m way ahead of you. If you’ll just open that door you’ll see the next mayor of Springfield.” – Birch Barlow
Dead Homer Society 
5 responses to “Quote of the Day”
You might not understand him, but dammit he’s head and sholders above our 2 options.
Funny, I just watched this last night.
The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!
Yep, I’d take the water cooler though, over our current choices.
This is me right now.
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You guys are all sick. Don’t write comments I don’t understand. Just laugh. Like, there’a vampire sitting there with the others, some guys or whatever. I dunno, I first saw it when I was 13, my English wasn’t good back then, but there was a vampire just sitting there so that was funny.