Quote of the Day

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“Now then, gentlemen, the mayoral campaign is upon us. If we hope to defeat this Joe Quimby, we need a candidate with name recognition and media savvy, a true leader who will do exactly as he’s told.” – C.M. Burns
“Monty, I’m way ahead of you. If you’ll just open that door you’ll see the next mayor of Springfield.” – Birch Barlow

5 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. You guys are all sick. Don’t write comments I don’t understand. Just laugh. Like, there’a vampire sitting there with the others, some guys or whatever. I dunno, I first saw it when I was 13, my English wasn’t good back then, but there was a vampire just sitting there so that was funny.

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