Quote of the Day

23 thoughts on “Quote of the Day”

1. You’ll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator….

   1. Your guilty conscience may move you to vote Democratic, but deep down you long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king.

      1. As true today, when it was written.

2. I was literally thinking of the exact same scene.

   I’m still not over the shock yet. This candidate makes me want to vomit in terror!

   1. Part of me wants to make some sort of Simpsons reference, like saying “Somebody put a whole bunch of rakes in front of him”…but I just don’t have it in me today. :(

      1. Fuck you. Trump is good. At least America will stop interfering in foreign affairs of other countries like it did in Syria. Just because you fuckers ruined USSR now you will die for that.

         1. Shut the fuck up, Stan.

            1. You’d really wish an old hag Cliton was president instead? Seriously? After Obama ruined the country you want to ruin it even more?

3. I’ve seen people suck before, but we’re the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

4. https://frinkiac.com/meme/S05E14/702100.jpg?b64lines=IEknTSBBIFdISVRFIE1BTEUsIEFHRUQgMTgKIFRPIDQ5LiBFVkVSWU9ORSBMSVNURU5TIFRPCiBNRSwgTk8gTUFUVEVSIEhPVyBEVU1CCiBNWSBTVUdHRVNUSU9OUyBBUkUu

   1. Sad, but true. Such brilliant writing. god I miss the authentic, cynical view of the real Simpsons

5. Little surprised but glad you didn’t go with Lisa’s “president Trump” quote.

   1. Assuming I haven’t used it yet (haven’t checked), I thought I’d save it for inauguration day. (Ugh)

      1. It’ll be the most unsatisfying quoting of The Simpsons in history.

6. Can we please not write comments in quotes to every other quote, okay? Not everyone here is a die hard Simpsons fan. Just write comments like “I like this quote” or “I hate this quote” or just don’t come here at all, okay? ‘Cause I’m sick of you guys quoting something I don’t remember. And the show wasn’t that great anyway, it was okay and all, but it wasn’t great. There’s a lot of this fucking American satire about Americans who think they’re so fucking great they can rule the rest of the world. Fuck you, you’re just a country like everyone else, okay? And shut up, the world order will not be established by you any longer.

   1. “Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.”

   2. Stan, just go die in a hole, for real. All you do here is shitpost anyway.

      1. This is because you don’t make fun of Putin, okay? Nobody gave you guys this right.

         1. Lol Putin has “Poo” in it, like feces

            1. Still around I see, troll? Go suck Gabbo’s gabbo.

               1. Vladmir Poutine, like the food lmao

   3. Sounds like a reason to put my previous link *again*. This time, just for you, Stan: https://frinkiac.com/meme/S05E14/702100.jpg?b64lines=IEknTSBBIFdISVRFIE1BTEUsIEFHRUQgMTgKIFRPIDQ5LiBFVkVSWU9ORSBMSVNURU5TIFRPCiBNRSwgTk8gTUFUVEVSIEhPVyBEVU1CCiBNWSBTVUdHRVNUSU9OUyBBUkUu

      1. As true today as it was back then.

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