“Homer, I’ve a proposition for ye. Fair and true.” – Captain McAllister
“C’mon, Marge, let the people see your pretty face.” – Homer Simpson
“Come see Bottomless Pete, Nature’s cruelest mistake! Come for the freak! Stay for the food!” – Captain McAllister
“Oh, he’s hideous!” – Female Crowd Member
“I heard they shaved a gorilla.” – Male Crowd Member
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5 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Well I watched the new episode last night but danged if I can remember any of it.
That’s your brain’s self-defense mechanism kicking in.
Wish I had one of those.
My local Fox affiliate stayed with a damn story about a dam that might collapse.
This whole episode is a masterpiece. This is probably the greatest B plotline in any Simpsons episode and really balances itself out with the genuinely grounded main story that is Bart having a childhood crush. The court scene is incredible television. Lionel Hutz is Godly throughout and though is still shown as a shyster, this is probably the only time he looks even the least bit competent at his job.
I have said it before and I’ll say it again, Season 4 of The Simpsons is the peak of television and the cultural achievement of the twentieth century. x