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“Hey, Milhouse, knock him down if he’s in your way! Jimbo, Jimbo, go for the face! Look! Ralph Wiggum lost his shin guard! Hack the bone! Hack the bone!” – Lisa Simpson
“Wow, eye of tiger, mouth of a teamster! To think of all the time I wasted on you!” – Homer Simpson

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