“My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I’m thirty-one years old!” – Hans Moleman
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3 responses to “Quote of the Day”
I don’t care what any episode says, zombie or classic. Hans will always be 31 to me.
Really? I’m totally the opposite. I can accept this as a funny one-liner, but much like Flanders supposedly being 60, I just don’t buy it.
I actually posted this on Facebook when I turned 31. And to the person who said he or she can’t accept this as anything but a funny one-liner: I like to think that Moleman is such an alcoholic that he thinks he’s 31 or the excessive drinking has aged him.