
“Sideshow Bob tried to kill me on our honeymoon.” – Selma Bouvier
“How many people in this court are thinking of killing her right now? . . . Be honest.” – Blue Haired Lawyer
“She’s always leaving the toilet seat up.” – Patty Bouvier
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .

“Sideshow Bob tried to kill me on our honeymoon.” – Selma Bouvier
“How many people in this court are thinking of killing her right now? . . . Be honest.” – Blue Haired Lawyer
“She’s always leaving the toilet seat up.” – Patty Bouvier
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I love how that one guy elbows the other guy who clearly has no idea what’s going on.