“If we don’t encourage her to vent her feelings they can come out in other ways.” – Lisa Simpson
“I just realized we never had a wedding for the cat and the dog. They’ve been living in sin.” – Marge Simpson

8 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Love their expressions. So much shame.

    1. Victor D Avatar
      Victor D

      I’ve always interpreted this scene as Marge going bonkers and the pets’ expressions as one of apprehension at what she’s going to do to them, though your interpretation is pretty funny as well.

      1. Ryan Avatar
        Ryan

        Your interpretation is objectively wrong tho.

        1. Disenchanted Viewer Avatar
          Disenchanted Viewer

          I always interpreted it the same way Victor D did, mainly because of the absurdity of thinking that the 2 pets would mate. I’ve never heard of dogs mating with cats and I don’t even think it’s possible. And unless SLH is very badly hung, they are not even anatomically compatible.
          To me the joke made sense since it confirmed Lisa’s line about Marge going crazy and I’ve never thought there could be another interpretation, but it may be just me.

          1. Ryan Avatar
            Ryan

            I interpreted it victors way as well.

            …when I was a kid. That isnt the joke though.

            1. Internet Generalissimo Avatar
              Internet Generalissimo

              Good job, soldier! Keep up the telling people they can’t enjoy something unless it’s the same way you do work! You’ll get a Purple Heart soon enough!

              1. Internet Führer Avatar
                Internet Führer

                Why won’t you make me a sandwich, Spaghetti Generalissimo?

                1. Internet Trainer Avatar
                  Internet Trainer

                  But sir, your diet! You’re far too morbidly obese for another sandwich!