Ad Hoc Beer Marathon

“Hey, Homer, you busy?” – Lenny “Yes.” – Homer Simpson I used to do these with more preparation, but it’s Saturday, I’m sick and tired of being responsible, and my fridge has a lot of beer in it. May the Lord bless and keep the VLC random play function… The Last Temptation of Homer – Bart’s parking line prank is one of his best. Especially since the punchline is the psychological frailty of the faculty. – Look how bored Burns is when Charlie describes the fake emergency exit. He’s not even mad yet, and he’s always kinda mad. – That…

Quote of the Day

“If we don’t encourage her to vent her feelings they can come out in other ways.” – Lisa Simpson “I just realized we never had a wedding for the cat and the dog. They’ve been living in sin.” – Marge Simpson