“Is it my imagination, or is TV getting worse?” – Lisa Simpson “Enh, it’s about the same.” – Homer Simpson NOTE: I’m in the process of shopping an expanded version of “Zombie Simpsons: How the Best Show Ever Became the Broadcasting Undead” to publishers. I don’t know whether or not it will ever make it to store shelves, but if it does, the following would be one of the new chapters. (If you end up reading it again in a bookstore a year from now, try to look surprised.) I’m publishing it today in light of Alf Clausen’s firing, which…
Day: September 1, 2017
Quote of the Day
“Homer, I don’t want you driving around in a car you built yourself.” – Marge Simpson “Marge, you can stand there finding fault, or you can knit me some seatbelts.” – Homer Simpson “Sorry, sorry.” – Marge Simpson