“Sorry about that guy, they stick all the jerks in Tower 1.” – Tower 2 Guy “That’s it! I’m coming over there!” – Tower 1 Jerk “Yeah, why don’t you come over here? I got something for you!” – Tower 2 Guy “Shut up, the both of yas!” – Other Tower 1 Jerk
Tag: The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
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“We’ll choose the same way they pick the Pope. Everybody reach in and draw a pickled egg. Whoever gets the black egg, stays sober tonight.” – Moe
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“Hey, everybody! I’m Peter Pantsless!” – Homer Simpson
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“How do you find the defendant?” – Kickin’ It Judge “He’s guilty of mayhem, exposure indecent!” – First Juror “Freak out behavior, both chronic and recent!” – Second Juror “Drinking and driving, narcotics possession!” – Jury “And that’s just page one of his ten page confession.” – Third Juror “I should put you away where you can’t kill or maim us, but this is L.A., and you’re rich and famous!” – Kickin’ It Judge Happy 20th Anniversary to “The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson”
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“Homer, I don’t want you driving around in a car you built yourself.” – Marge Simpson “Marge, you can stand there finding fault, or you can knit me some seatbelts.” – Homer Simpson “Sorry, sorry.” – Marge Simpson
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“Mom, are those rabbits dead?” – Lisa Simpson “No. No, Lisa, they’re just sleeping . . . upside down . . . and inside out.” – Marge Simpson
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“Barney! Where’s my car?” – Homer Simpson “All I remember about the last two months is giving a guest lecture at Villanova. Or maybe it was a street corner?” – Barney Gumble
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“Now, remember, criminals prey on small town folk like us. So, if anyone asks, we’re sophisticated millionaires from the Ozarks.” – Homer Simpson
Behind Us Forever: Waiting for Duffman
“Hey, it’s Duffman, a guy in a costume who creates awareness of Duff!” – Lenny I was just getting ready to watch last week’s Zombie Simpsons when news of Sam Simon’s death broke. I guess Wiggum got a jetpack or something. This week, however, there was nothing to do but plow through it, as Homer got yet another job, this time as Duffman, and quit drinking at the same time. – Couch gag wasn’t too bad, right up until Homer’s severed head. Which was weird. – This bicycle parade just keeps going. And it’s filled with that really formulaic “setup-beat-punchline”…
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“And that’s when the CHUDs came at me.” – Homer Simpson “Oh, Homer, of course you’ll have a bad impression of New York if you only focus on the pimps and the CHUDs.” – Marge Simpson
Reading Digest: Disastrous Return to New York Edition
“What a magical city, can we come back next year, Dad?” – Lisa Simpson “We’ll see, honey. We’ll see.” – Homer Simpson I was expecting this to be a short Reading Digest on account of the enormous number of links I’d have to discard that’d be nothing more than “Season 24 starts tonight, mark your calendar”, which isn’t exactly informative. But I was wrong. Apparently that New York episode, which I still haven’t seen and which I now have even less desire to watch than I did last week, was just awful. We’ve got a ton of links to reviews…
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“You know, when I was a girl, I always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience.” – Marge Simpson
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“Oh no, Chinese fire drill! Serious this time!” – Fireworks Guys
Crazy Noises: The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user mrplatts. “If you do not remedy this malparkage within seventy-two hours, your car will be thrown into the East River at your expense.” – Lisa Simpson There’s no new Zombie Simpsons until September at the earliest (October? fingers crossed!), so we’re going to spend the summer overthinking Season 9. Why Season 9? Because we did Season 8 last summer, and Season 9 was when the show started becoming more Zombie than Simpsons. Since we’re too lazy to do audio and too ugly to do video, we’ve booked a “chatroom” (ours is…
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“Hey, let’s go to the girls college!” – Lenny ‘No, the Playboy Mansion! Playboy Mansion!” – Carl “Shutup! It’s my car, and I say we’re going to the lost City of Gold.” – Homer Simpson “Oh that’s just drunk talk! Sweet, beautiful, drunk talk.” – Barney Gumble