“I think it’s full, sir.” – Mr. Smithers “That’s ridiculous! The last tree held nine drums!” – C.M. Burns NOTE:… READ MORE
“Is it my imagination, or is TV getting worse?” – Lisa Simpson “Enh, it’s about the same.” – Homer Simpson… READ MORE
“No, I do not have a receipt. I won it as a door prize at the Star Trek convention. Although… READ MORE
“Marge, I want you to admit you have a gambling problem.” – Homer Simpson “You know, you’re right, Homer. Maybe… READ MORE
“Anyway, we got a great show for you! Well, actually, the last half hour is a real garbage dump. Ugh. … READ MORE
“Lisa, we can’t afford all these books.” – Bart Simpson “Bart, we’re just gonna borrow them.” – Lisa Simpson “Oh,… READ MORE
“Bart, have you ever read ‘The Boy Who Cried Wolf’?” – Mrs. Krabappel “I’m halfway through it, I swear!” –… READ MORE
“I’m not some dizzy starlet who can’t string two words together!” – C.M. Burns It is my great relief to… READ MORE
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