“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, who do you find more attractive, Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson?”
“What is the point of all this?” – Judge Snyder
“Your honor, I feel so confident of Marge Simpson’s guilt, that I can waste the court’s time by rating the superhunks!” – Prosecutor
“Ooh, he’s gonna win.” – Lionel Hutz
Dead Homer Society 
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Mister Hutz!
Back before the public knew what nutters they were.
It’s something that the three most popular animated sitcoms; the Simpsons, South Park, and Family Guy have all had an episode that entirely revolves around Mel Gibson. I can’t think of another person or subject that has that distinction.
And guess what show kissed his ass non stop.
It’s hell being Mel.