“Well, I didn’t win. Here’s your pizza.” – Lionel Hutz “But we did win!” – Marge Simpson “That’s okay, the box is empty.” – Lionel Hutz Happy birthday Brad Bird! Also, Phil Hartman would’ve been 70 today. Happy birthday.
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Quote of the Day
“At last the world is safe, eh, Fallout Boy?” – Lunchlady Doris “What’s for lunch tomorrow?” – Ralph Wiggum “Next.” – Big Shot Hollywood Director Happy birthday, Brad Bird!
Bonus Quote of the Day
“Oh, here he comes. What is it now, Quimby?” – Hollywood Producer “Nothing, nothing, only the city has just passed another tax on, uh, puffy directing pants.” – Mayor Quimby “But I don’t wear puffy pants!” – Hollywood Director “I meant a tax on not wearing puffy pants.” – Mayor Quimby “Oy.” – Hollywood Producer “I’m sorry.” – Mayor Quimby Happy Birthday Brad Bird!
Quote of the Day
“Point and game Becker. And will the harlequin in the third row please keep his voice down.” – Wimbledon Announcer “Sorry, folks, uh, sorry, your majesty.” – Krusty the Klown Happy birthday Brad Bird!
Quote of the Day
“Homer, you don’t do things like that to be rewarded. You do them because a fellow human being needs a helping hand.” – Marge Simpson “Marge, you’re my wife and I love you very much, but you’re living in a world of make believe, with flowers and bells and leprechauns and magic frogs with funny little hats.” – Homer Simpson “Yeah, Mom, we got hosed.” – Bart Simpson “Bart!” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday Brad Bird!
Bonus Bonus Quote of the Day
“Academy Award Playhouse now returns you to Hercules Versus the Martians.” – TV Announcer “Welcome to our spaceship, mighty Hercules!” – Martian Happy birthday to old Simpsons hand and current Hollywood kingpin Brad Bird.
Quote of the Day
“Kids, you heard the cartoon rat. If you haven’t already run to your parents begging to go, do it now. You won’t be missing anything funny, I’ll just be sitting here reading this grown-ups newspaper.” – Krusty the Klown Happy birthday Brad Bird!
Bonus Quote of the Day
Image shamelessly stolen from his IMDb page. “Krusty, I’m man enough to admit I was wrong, and I’m sorry I fingered you in court. I sincerely hope that the horrible stories I heard about what goes on in prison are exaggerated.” – Homer Simpson Happy Birthday to longtime Simpsons director/animator/whatever Brad Bird!
Simpsons Alumni Update: Brad Bird
Of all the people who worked on The Simpsons perhaps none have found greater post-show success than Brad Bird. The man truly has the golden touch in that there isn’t anything embarrassing lurking on his IMDB page. He worked on The Critic, left The Simpsons in Season 9, and of the three movies he’s written/directed since then only 1999’s The Iron Giant isn’t on the IMDB Top 250. (Though it has a rating of 7.9 which is the same as the last twenty movies on the list.) Oh and he’s a perfect 2/2 on Oscar nominations/victories. This man has as…